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* Fat Farm of Studio Art. Come to Griselda's, where . . .

. . . for a mere two hundred and thirty dollars a week, we'll provide full wardrobe development and maintenance — AND raise your children — while you build credits toward trying out, absolutely free, any of the fabulous fat farm beauty rituals!

See you at the Fat Farm!

ANGELINE I've got it. I've got it. This is too perfect. For our commercial. How's this? (beat, shift)

" Are you a high maintenance female?!"

She freaks, like a lady berserk.

ANGELINE (continues) YES! This hair. Costs. Nine hundred dollars — a year. My nails? A mere sixty-five.

HOMELESS GIRLS Per week!

ANGELINE You say you're spending thousands on personal upkeep, and you STILL don't have ANYthing to wear? (beat, shift) Well, relax, milady. We're Griselda's FFSA, and that stands for a Fat Farm of Studio Art. And for a mere two hundred and thirty dollars a week, we'll provide full wardrobe consultation AND raise your children while you build credits toward any of the following free beauty rituals!

CHERI Pore clarfying body wrap with aromatic botanical.